Kids Say the Darndest Things

Welcome back for another installment of “I Couldn’t Make This Up if I Tried” Theater…

Yesterday I went to the gas station. A mother with two young children pulled up next to me. I amused myself while pumping by exchanging silly faces and giggling with the kids. All is fine and friendly, until…

Little Boy: <excitedly> Mommy! That lady has a big butt, like Jenny!
Mother: <embarrassed> SHHHHHhhhhhh!

Then her face completely changes…

Mother: Wait. Who’s Jenny?
Little Girl: The pretty lady who comes over to visit Daddy when you go to work.

The poor woman burst into tears and drove off without finishing pumping. I’m not sure she even screwed the gas cap back on. OMG my prodigious derrière just ruined someone’s marriage! Truth be told, “Daddy” did that all on his own, my butt was just the catalyst for exposure. (And doesn’t that sound deceivingly risqué?) truth


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